Who says Common Sense Conspiracy doesn’t like to have fun?
Leave it to Hugo Chavez to make another wild claim against the United States. He claims that the U.S. not only gave him cancer but gave many other South American leaders cancer as well. He also recalls a statement made to him by Fidel Castro. Castro told him to watch what he eats and don’t use misplaced needles because the U.S. and the CIA has developed the technology to induce cancer.
That’s right, folks, for those of you who don’t understand the way North Korea’s hero worship for their fallen leader works, sources now say that a strong snowstorm paused and the sky glowed red above Mount Paektu just before the death of Kim Jong Il. Furthermore, volcanic Lake Chon had its ice crack violently. In the city of Hamhung, a Manchurian crane circled a statue of Kim’s father, Kim Il Sung, and then drooped its head before taking off.
These legends correspond with similar ones related to Kim Jong Il’s birth. He was supposedly born on Mount Paektu, and the rumor is that a double rainbow sprang across the sky when he came into the world.
Must have been a helluva guy, huh?
Twitter blew up the last few days with another seemingly random internet hoax that spread like wildfire. Jon Bon Jovi was rumored to have been discovered in his hotel room in a coma and subsequently rushed to the hospital where he died from cardiac arrest. The cool thing about a Twitter hoax is that it wasn’t long before Bon Jovi himself heard the news of his own demise. Bon Jovi immediately took to his own Twitter account to dispel the rumors, but not wanting to leave any room for more conspiracy theories, he came up with a crafty way to put the hoax to rest. His Tweet featured him holding a handwritten sign with the date and time. No word as of yet if the Illuminati might be trying to kill him, so stay tuned for that.
Bon Jovi — 1 Internet hoax — 0
A man has claimed to be from the darkside of the moon. He claims that he was born on the moon and brought to Earth. He also claims that the moon has been colonized and the civilization lies on the darkside of the moon. The news of this won’t be released all at once claims the man but it will be released in increments.
A man from the future has come here to stop CERN from discovering the Higgs-Boson particle. He claims that the future is very different since the discovery of the God particle. Will there be more rescue missions from the future to save us from CERN?
Was Gaddafi’s death predicted in a 1980’s sitcom? This video claims just that. Do you think that this is just plain silly or is it another case of predictive programming?