Category Archives: Silly and Offbeat Conspiracies

Could Donald Trump Really Declare Martial Law Because of the Election?

Something pretty spectacular happened yesterday in the mainstream media.  For the first time in decades, the mainstream media was speculating about the President of the United States declaring martial law.

Nothing says freedom like a martial law declaration.

This was not Alex Jones on a conspiracy website musing about how Barack Obama had something up his sleeve.   This was major networks like CNN and Fox News both offering up their own takes on whether Trump could do it and whether it would be a positive move.

It’s the kind of thing you should be reading here at Common Sense Conspiracy, not in your local news.  And yet, here we are.  But this time, they were not totally to blame.  There are reports coming from those very close to the President that martial law has found itself actually being thrown around the table as the President meets with chief advisors to decide what his next play is if he still endeavors to overturn the 2020 election results.

Trump is pro-military, but are they pro-Trump?

Is it possible?  Sure.  The President and Vice President have the ability to do this.  It has been done, actually several times before.  Flynn is not exactly right, but it has been declared in various American areas 68 times prior to now.  Granted no time in recent memory, but hey, that just means good times, right?  Trump could declare it, try to advance his cause perhaps by confiscating voting machines or whatever it is that he thinks will help his cause, and then basically put the nation into a state of chaos and suspension.  This kind of power is given to the President for emergencies and instances of major concern for national security.  After all, dude leads the military according to the United States doctrine.  He can do it if he wants.

Will Trump attempt such a thing?  Well, the reports say that others are talking him down.  It would be really bad news.  You have to remember that the United States is unbelievably divided when it comes to presidential politics.  There are millions upon millions on both sides that would or would not agree, and at this point, with presumed President-elect Joe Biden putting together a cabinet and addressing the U.S. populace regularly, it would almost guarantee civil war.  Trump famously compares himself to Abraham Lincoln, but does he want to that far with the comparison?  Seeing which one handles a civil war the best?

The bottom line — if the mainstream media is worried about it, you probably have nothing to worry about.  If it was a real concern, they would spend their time acting like it wasn’t possible or dredging up twenty-five other nonsensical items to counteract it.  They know that Trump is going to do no such thing, but they like to make it a headline.  If you can get clicks and bash Trump, well, that’s a mainstream media dream.

What do you think?  Should Trump declare martial law?  Oppose Trump?  Would you resist this to the point of war against your neighbor?  We want to hear your opinions in the comments below.

Danish Minks and COVID-19 Could Be Bad News for Prospective Vaccines

With a lot of people rejoicing about the coming distribution of somewhat effective COVID-19 vaccines, it’s important to realize that while even the prospect of such a vaccine this quick after the virus was discovered is a medical marvel, there are a lot of things that could still happen between now and the finish line.

Denmark is slaughtering millions of minks now that it has been realized that a mutation in the COVID-19 strain can jump to humans.  This is very bad news for vaccination enthusiasts as it reminds us that while a effective vaccine might be working right now, the virus situation is fluid, and there’s nothing saying that it will not mutate and render the vaccine useless.  Maybe Denmark will be in time to stop this from being the real second wave of COVID, but it is a stark example of how we may not be out of the woods yet, vaccine or no vaccine.

Taylor Swift’s New Song “Willow” Sports Major Illuminati Vibes

It won’t take long for those in conspiracy circles to think that maybe there is something to see here.  Taylor Swift surprised her fans with yet another album recorded during the pandemic to go with her already incredibly successful folklore album.  This track features a heavily produced video, and if you sit through it to about halfway through, you’ll see what appears to be an Illuminati campfire meeting that is sure to raise some eyebrows.  What do you think?  Let us know in the comments below.

 

Aliens and the Galactic Federation — Former Israel Space Chief Tells All

Hi, I’m an alien. I voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 election.

Well, we all know that the government keeps lots of secrets from us, and in conspiracy circles, it has long been thought that the government knows there are extraterrestrial beings visiting the Earth from time to time but just chooses to not let the general public know this.  Why cover it up?  Well, there are quite a few reasons, from panic and hysteria to all of the implications such a revelation would have on religion, science, and politics.  So, it kind of goes without saying that most government officials scoff off any ideas of aliens visiting the Earth or having been discovered in space as your standard crazy, tin-foil hat crowd fare.

Well, not Israel’s former space chief.  This guy is telling all, and it’s not just verifying the existence of aliens, it’s going way, way further than that.  He is calling out Donald Trump saying that he most definitely knows about the aliens, and even says there is a “Galactic Federation” of extraterrestrials that watch over our puny little Earth waiting for us to reach a level of enlightenment so that we can be part of it.  Now, that’s some Illuminati-sounding stuff, isn’t it?

It’s not that uncommon to see someone talking about this on the Internet, but it is pretty unusual to see someone that was this high up in an organization such as Israel’s version of NASA doing it, and not pulling any punches.  This is pretty out there, but if you are an alien conspiracy enthusiast, this may well be the moment you’ve been waiting for.  We’ve included some videos breaking this down form mainstream news to your standard conspiracy vlog.  We can’t wait to see what you think about these sudden revelations in the comments below.

Can’t Make It Up — Third Monolith Spotted in California

We talked about the original monolith in the desert in a previous article in detail.  Now, the third mysterious metal monolith has been spotted in California.

It’s getting a little strange.

In conspiracy circles, the original debate was whether this was a put-up deal or perhaps some sort of alien technology.  After the monolith subsequently disappeared, the rumors only gained steam.  Now, with the third one appearing nowhere near where the first one was, it is only a matter of time before people start asking more questions.

Of course, there is always the possibility that someone is playing an elaborate prank, or that the first one was a prank and then copycats have carried it on in new locations.

Or it could be aliens…what do you think?  We want to hear your thoughts in the comments below.

Trump to Call for Martial Law Due to Election Fraud – New Election?

This guy? Martial law? Where ever would you get this from?

Oh, those magic words in conspiracy circles… martial law.  Well, here it comes.  As you will see in the video below, there are people now pushing forth the theory that President Donald Trump will declare martial law, citing evidence of election meddling, and demand a new election.

What does the CSC think?  In the words of Joe Biden, “Come on Man.”

Seriously guys? He can’t declare martial law, cause I got this.

This is more establishment groupthink.  Remember when everyone thought Obama was going to declare himself dictator and never leave the White House, possibly even being the Antichrist?  Sure you do, because that was 2015.  The same people acting like that was loony tunes are now saying the same thing about Trump.  It didn’t start there.  There are people walking around saying George W. Bush should be tried for war crimes.

Who wins?  The establishment.  Think outside the “basket of deplorables” concept and think for yourself.  We are all being mass-manipulated by one establishment, not two.  It changes your view when you get there.  It makes it a lot more fun as you watch all of your family and friends buying into something that you know is a bunch of well, keeping with the Biden punchline, malarkey.

President Trump will not be declaring martial law, if such a thing is even possible.  The lockdowns from COVID-19 were the closest to martial law that America has ever seen by far, and remember that Trump vigorously opposes them.

But, Biden, he’ll probably impose martial law.  You heard it here first.  After all, it’s a new president and we must believe all of the same stuff as we did about the others, right?

As Biden Mulls Mandatory Vaccines Media Reveals the Unknown About Them

Sometimes the mainstream media will surprise you.  Now, mind you, this machine has been churning violently ever since COVID-19 came on the scene.  Depending on which version of the mainstream media you decide to take in, you have seen the unbelievable downplay or the unbelievable fear mongering.  Now, with the vaccine apparently just around the corner and incoming president Joe Biden already mulling the possibilities and legality of making the vaccine mandatory, the mainstream media missed a step and actually told the truth.

This passage from an article on CNN today says it all about the onslaught of vaccines about to be unleashed on the American public:

What’s not known is how long that protection might last, whether either vaccine protects against asymptomatic disease and whether either stops people from spreading the virus to others.

This passage came right on the heels of a paragraph about the impressive effectiveness percentages many of the vaccine-makers, namely Pfizer and Moderna, are hyping up.  Let’s analyze these one by one for own maximum effectiveness.

How Long Will It Last?

No one knows.  No one has a clue.  No one knows how long natural immunity from actually having the coronavirus lasts either.  Since the trials started in August and September, they only know that it might possibly last a couple of months so far.  Dr. Fauci said he thought it might last a year, but who knows?  That’s reassuring.  So even if they manage to vaccinate enough people to accomplish the so-called “herd immunity” we may find ourselves having to take coronavirus vaccines every three to six months.  And we already know that while there are no “serious” side effects, many people get flu-like symptoms.  That may not be as bad as COVID-19 can potentially be, but the flu is already quite a drag on the economy and people’s health.  This means signing up to get the flu.  When you take into account how many millions of people we are talking here, that could be quite a side effect in pratice.

Does the Vaccine Protect Against Asymptomatic Disease?

Well, that’s kind of important, isn’t it, since estimate now put asymptomatic carriers at nearly 40% of all the COVID-19 cases.  That means that if it doesn’t protect against these, there will still be plenty of vaccinated carriers running around.  You would think this is something they could test out in practice, but there again, with so little time after the trials, they just don’t have the data to work out every scenario.  And when the red carpet has been rolled out for you to get it approved without the usual precautions, why bother anyway?  There is money to be made.

Does the Vaccine Stop People From Spreading the Virus to Others?

Mandatory vaccines? Who cares if they work?

This would seem kind of like the point of it all right?  Well, the vaccine works by exposing the immune system to a little part of the genetic code of COVID-19 so that hopefully the body will already know how to fight it when it sees the real thing.  Just like with any virus, though, there is a little time there between when the virus hits and when the immune system is able to destroy it, and in that time, the infected could still be carrying the virus to everyone. It’s another really important unknown, because without this knowledge, we won’t know if we still have to carry on with contact tracing and quarantines even for people vaccinated.

What Does It All Mean?

Well that’s an easy one.  Pfizer says its vaccine is 95% effective.  Effective at what?  Not any of the unknowns above, that is for sure.  Even CNN agrees to this stipulation.  It seems that there is a lot still to be learned about the vaccine, and still, Biden and the gang are wanting to make this mandatory and trying to come up with ways to prove you have been vaccinated (which is incredibly difficult without doing away with American medical privacy laws) when we really don’t even know if it works, and if it does, well, you saw the questions above.

These weren’t our questions about the vaccine.  This was CNN’s questions.  That is pretty incredible when you think about it.