Category Archives: 2012 Apocalypse

The Countdown Begins — One Year Until the End of the World

2012 -- The countdown is on...

As we turn the page to a new year here on Earth, the little countdown we started on the right of our main page has reached a significant milestone.  It is now less than one year until the magical date that the ancient Mayan calendars ended… December 21, 2012.  The Mayans took such care to develop their extremely accurate calendar, but famously stopped on this date, not even rounding it out to finish out 2012 and stop at the doorstep of 2013.  This has led to much speculation that the Mayans had some kind of inclination to think that this date would be the end of the world.  It has long been a target of conspiracy theories, predictions, and even Hollywood, with blockbuster movies like “2012” depicting all sorts of calamities in store for this date that has become the subject of international intrigue.

If you are new to Common Sense Conspiracy, we function to try to filter through some of the more outlandish and factually unfounded theories and deliver you good information based on sound principles.  Sometimes we do spread some information about theories like this even if we don’t think they have any particular credibility just so you can be aware of some of the things you might hear about.  The 2012 apocalypse is a subject we expect to get more and more traffic as we enter the actual year, and we can assure that Common Sense Conspiracy will continue to be your source for all news 2012, albeit with a good, solid dose of common sense on the side.

The main sticking point we have with the theory that December 21, 2012 is the end of the world is very simple.  The Mayan calendar had to stop somewhere.  If they had stopped on April 5, 2045, then that would have the same mystique about it that this date does.  It was a project, and for whatever reason, it ended on this date.  Does it mean anything in particular?  Not necessarily.  It could just mean that the astronomers and mathematicians with expertise years before their time simply picked this date to stop figuring it out.  Also, the date has other reasons that it is significant in the Mayan culture.  We have an article here that was published a while back that outlines the way the Mayans perceived this date as an end of an age due to the entering of a new Zodiac cycle.  A German scholar really breaks down what the Mayans believed and why this date did have significance, just not for the reasons that so many people think it does.

Another important point to remember when you hear doomsday predictions is how many are wrong.  Let’s take a look at this year alone.  We had Comet Elenin, which was supposed to destroy the Earth back in November.  It

Remember Comet Elenin? Doomsday scenarios have a way of turning up false...so far.

disintegrated without incident.  We have the ever-present theories about Nibiru, a huge planet that is supposedly re-entering the solar system as we speak.  Nothing happened.  Harold Camping predicted the Rapture and the end times as communicated in the Holy Bible’s Revelations this year, not once but twice.  In the end, not only did he have to eat his words and admit that he was wrong, but he even went as far as to say that trying to make such predictions was useless.

Whether you are a Christian, Atheist, Muslim, Buddhist, or you worship your Shep Terrier-mix, one thing a man named Jesus Christ said, according to the Bible, seems to ring true, no matter what your affiliation.  When it comes to the end of the world, no one knows the hour.  We hope you will continue to visit us at Common Sense Conspiracy.  If you like what you see, help us by voting.  You can vote once per twenty-four hour period, and everyone helps us reach the top of the conspiracy world.  It also keeps our advertising costs down and allows us to offer our service with ads as unobtrusive as possible.  Also, sign up for the mailing list so we can let you know when we are updated and give you a weekly digest of conspiracy news.  You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or just bookmark our page and check back often.  A team of like-minded individuals works hard here at Common Sense Conspiracy to make sure the site stays updated daily.  Please visit us over the next few days as we start our annual year-in-review feature where we take a look back at some of the most prominent conspiracy theories of 2011 and how they turned out or what the future might hold.  Thanks so much for your support.

German Expert Says New Information from Mexico Glyphs Disproves 2012 Apocalypse Theories

Part of the Mayan ruins at Tortuguero.

A week ago, the 2012 apocalypse predictions received some new fuel for the fire when Mexico’s archaeology institute acknowledged that new references to the infamous December 21, 2012 date that has inspired so many theories were found in Mayan inscription in Mexico.  Besides the acknowledgement, there was no more information released immediately as the institute cited a need for the inscriptions to be studied further.  Today, Sven Gronemeyer of La Trobe University in Australia became the first expert to weigh in on the new findings.

Gronemeyer has put in plenty of time with the stone tablet that has created the latest 2012 buzz.  The stone tablet was discovered four years ago at Tortuguero in the Mexican state of Tabasco.  The fact that Mexican authorities had continued to refuse to acknowledge it was only fueling the speculation, but now, Gronemeyer has come forward presenting his interpretation of the hieroglyphs found on the tablet.  According to him, the inscription foretells the return of a Mayan god called Bolon Yokte at the end of the thirteenth period of 400 years.  This comes out to the magical date of December 21, 2012 if you do the math.  The Mayans held a fascination with the number 13, and that is why the date has so much emphasis in Mayan lore.  The tablet says that the return of this Mayan god on December 21, 2012 is the heralding of a new era.  For Mayans, the return of this god was a fantastic event, so fantastic in fact that the people at Tortuguero already felt the need to start preparing the land for his return 1300 years before there prophecies expected it to happen.  The big day on December 21, 2012 was never meant to be an apocalypse or the end of the world in Mayan lore.  It was to be the beginning of a new era.  This is probably why the calendar stopped on this date.  The Mayans probably believed that after this date came it would be the perfect time to start a new calendar.

2012 — The End of the World or Y2K Over Again?

Some 2012 believers think that a massive solar event on December 21, 2012 will have unthinkable consequences for our beloved planet.

In case you’ve been living under a rock or something, there is a lot of buzz on the net these days about the year 2012 and the supposed end of the world as we know it.  Hollywood capitalized on the hysteria with the lackluster film 2012 (very creatively named, by the way).  The basic concept here is that the Mayan civilization that flourished in Central America from 2000 BC to the ninth century was very much in tune with the world around it.  They are known for being technologically advanced for their time period.  The Mayan calendar is the crux of the 2012 apocalypse theories.  The Mayans painstakingly plotted out their calendar over a thousand years after their demise, but on December 21, 2012, the calendar abruptly stops.  The theory here is that the calendar stopped at this date because either the world would enter a new age or it would end in a global extinction event.

A lot of the fervor over the 2012 theory revolves around the Mayans’ keen eye toward the sky.  That’s right, even in the times before Christ, the Mayans were busy stargazing and assembling their knowledge in a remarkable manner that showed an understanding of the cosmos that rivals that of our today.  Without all of our modern technology, the Mayans were able to figure a lot out by simply keeping good records, noting patterns, and making good assumptions based on their information.  Another marvel of the Mayan civilization was there advanced skills in mathematics for their time period.  The Mayans believed in astrological cycle called the Procession of the Equinoxes.  Put simply, this is a cycle of the Earth passing through the twelve signs of the Zodiac methodically.  The entire cycle takes 26,000 years, with the Earth pausing in each sign of the zodiac for a period of around 2000 years, give or take a half-century.  While this may not be perfect science, it was pretty sound for their limited knowledge in 2000 BC.  To figure out the Earth’s march through the configuration of the stars for a period of 26,000 years would be difficult for our scholars today, and yet the Mayans were able to calculate it with remarkable accuracy.

So how does this all tie in to the 2012 apocalypse?  The Mayans also watched the sun.  The closest star to Earth, they watched its cycles, the ebb and flows of the sunspots and cycles.  Once again, a lot of kudos to the Mayans here.  They didn’t observe the solar cycles through practice like we do today.  Today, scientists understand how the solar cycles have effects on the magnetic field and even radio wave propagation.  In the Mayans’ time, they didn’t have this kind of technology, but they still observed, documented, and broke the sun’s cycles down until they understood it.  Now, here at Common Sense Conspiracy, you know we try to present the facts without over-dramatization, so here is where the break occurs.  The “break” is how we refer to where the theory which appears at first to have some merit starts to take the long, downward slide to “what the hell were you thinking”-land.

Some of our more enterprising 2012 theorists have married their apocalyptic fears with religion, even finding a way to tie the 2012 apocalypse to The Revelation of St. John the Divine.

Look it up on the web.  We encourage you to do so.  Depending on your source, you will find that the Mayans simply plotted these cycles.  Find the right site, and you will find that the Mayans actually figured out that a massive solar cycle event would take place on December 21, 2012, flipping the Earth’s magnetic field and causing atmospheric conditions like we’ve never seen here since intelligent life existed.  The effects of this massive solar shift will cause the very plates of the Earth to start moving in ways they haven’t moved before in our experience.  Massive earthquakes, flooding, weather conditions that we can’t even describe will begin to occur, leading to the massive extinction event on the big day… December 21.

Other 2012 enthusiasts think a super-rare galactic alignment will cause the universe to degenerate into a Swiss cheese state reminiscent of Charlie Sheen's mind during an interview. Winning?

Where do they get this from?  Did the Mayans write it all down, warning future generations to look out for this date?  Once again, depends on who you ask.  One “expert” source will tell you how the Mayans documented this extensively, and they really all got together and said “We have to warn our fellow man almost 1200 years in the future that doom will fall on December 21, 2012.”  Other sites explain how the Mayan calendar simply ends without explanation.  Who is right and who is wrong?  Well, therein lies the problem.  As our motto here at Common Sense Conspiracy goes, we filter through the bullshit so you don’t have to.  The only problem here is that the 2012 apocalypse theory is so ripe with bullshit that we don’t even know if we are qualified to sift through this pile.

As panic over the magical December 21 date continues to build, we will dutifully post our analysis and counter-arguments as 2012 comes up more and more on our favorite conspiracy sites and the evening news.  For now, we see little reason to believe that the world is any more likely to end on this date than any other.  The reasoning:  Well, the Mayans had to stop the calendar sometime.  Is it not possible that 2012 is just when they chose to give up the endless fight and call it a finished product?  Maybe there’s other reasons we can’t even fathom why they would stop on that date.  For instance, December 21 is the day of the equinox in 2012 by modern-day calculations.  Are we to believe that it’s completely coincidental that the Mayan calendar ends on the exact day of the equinox for 2012?  An equinox is, of course, an event that happens twice a year in which day and night are equal for one day.  A civilization with so much knowledge of mathematics, astronomy, and technology would almost certainly recognize the equinoxes as the halfway point of the year.  Maybe the calendar ends on that day because that is the end of the year.  Why 2012?  Beats us.  But Common Sense Conspiracy says this… If it were 2011, why 2011?  If it was 3033, why 3033?  Whatever date the calendar ended, invariably the same apocalyptic theories would arise.

We will continue to delve into the matter for the next fourteen months until either the world ends, or we find out the 2012 apocalypse wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.  In the meantime, let’s have a vote.  What do you think about the 2012 apocalypse?