The Chicken Sandwich Conspiracy — Is Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich in the Illuminati?

Yes, it seems like a reach, but we here at Common Sense Conspiracy are just reading our mail, and our readers are asking some hard-hitting questions here.

We all know the conspiracies about mass shootings or other tragedies/disasters happening at critical moments to take the attention off of news stories that really should be front and center.  Many conspiracy theorists out there think that is what just happened here recently with the El Paso and Dayton shootings.  So, there is a certain demographic out there that are asking the question.  How did this Popeye’s chicken sandwich thing saturate American culture to this degree in such a short time?

It was a shot in the dark.  Popeye’s came out with a chicken sandwich and almost instantly, an international viral sensation began.  One of the biggest parts of it is Popeye’s now apparent rivalry with Chick-Fil-A, a place that has to be feeling a little burn as it was and has always been the industry leader of the chicken sandwich.

So, is there more than meets the eye here?  Some in our inbox have likened Popeye’s chicken sandwich’s metaphoric rise to that of musicians and Hollywood stars that gain a surge in interest and popularity that only the Illuminati could provide.  Our official stance:  no the Illuminati is probably not involved in the sudden overnight blowing up of the Popeye’s chicken sandwich.  Our unofficial stance:  that’s pretty incredible.  The real question is what major event in our government is being glossed over while news report after news report talks about a chicken sandwich?

It may be an interesting morning.  Everything happens for a reason these days, and in the conspiracy world, even chicken sandwiches can be suspect.

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