New Cuddly TSA Movie Aims to Make Your Kids Feel Good About Airport Security

This new piece of propaganda is designed to make your children feel more comfortable while their parents are getting sexually assaulted by the TSA whilst trying to board an airliner.  Nothing like getting the kids at an early age to embrace the coming police state.  After all, they are the future of the nation, right?  If we can pull the wool over their eyes early, it’ll make things a lot easier in the future.

Why they chose talking dogs to try to get the point across?  Couldn’t tell you.