Sounds of Saturn’s Rings Telling Us Something? Universal Record?

The rings about Saturn still inspire a lot of mystique in some individuals.  You want some truth?  The rings that used to be Saturn’s claim to fame are actually quite common in our solar system and that means they are super-common in the universe as a whole.  However, Saturn’s rings are particularly brilliant, and it has been suggested by some conspiracy theorists that the rings are actually a phonograph record containing a message for us to decipher from an unbelievably farther advanced civilization, or if you want to get philosophical with it, God Himself?

Or it could be just some ice and dust that makes a cool whizzing sound if you listen… but we don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade!