Say Hello To The New Power Couple — Taylor Swift Dating Conor Kennedy

The new couple isn't being shy. There are numerous photographs of them together.

This goes out to all the young boys that had their hopes high on dating Taylor Swift. You can forget about it. We are sorry. She is dating Conor Kennedy. Yes, a Kennedy. Conor is the grandson of RFK. Ethel Kennedy, the 83 year old widow of RFK and Conor’s grandmother is rumored to be the matchmaker. Ethel denies this, but is excited at the prospect of Taylor joining the family. Taylor was even invited to “Camelot”, the Hyannis Port, Massachusetts compund of the Kennedy family. Taylor has been asked by Ethel to walk with her down the red carpet at the Sundance Film Festival premiere of the documentary “Ethel”.

We are just waiting for them to be called the new Illuminati super couple. It’s not everyday that you join one of the most famous and powerful families in the world. The lesson to be learned here is that people of fame date people of fame. They have their own little circle and they tend to date in that circle. Sometimes they will even marry within that circle. Famous people stick together. That is the norm.

For all the boys that were all hot for Taylor Swift, Common Sense Conspiracy will tell you what nobody else will tell you. You don’t stand a snowballs’ chance in hell of getting with Taylor Swift. I’m sorry that your name is not Kennedy, Rockefeller, Rothschild or some other famous family name. We probably should have seen this coming.

Hopefully Taylor will watch out. Things did not end well for Mary Kennedy. Just watch everything you do Taylor. If you do the wrong thing, they will turn on you in a heartbeat. They won’t treat you any different if you get out of line. Good luck Taylor. We hope you know what you are doing.