Green Clouds Over Moscow Causing Panic in Russia

Mysterious green clouds towered above Russia’s capital Moscow today, leading many residents to fear that something was amiss.  The theories proposed were just as wild as you can think of.  Some feared an oncoming apocalypse, a plague from the gods, or even a hushed-up chemical disaster affecting the environment.  The government offered an even more ridiculous theory to try to clam down the populace.  They say it’s pollen.  Does this look like pollen to you?