Where Harold Wayne Hadley, Jr., comes from, farting is dropping a “bomb.”  The nineteen-year-old passed some serious gas int he library at a Mississippi junior college, and decided to commemorate the fact by scrawling on a piece of toilet paper that he “passed a bomb in the library.”  Someone entered the bathroom he had been in and found it, passed it on to a teacher, and then a terrible series of events followed that found young Hadley, Jr. in a jail cell.

The teacher apparently was able to recognize Hadley’s handwriting and immediately contacted authorities.  This led to eleven emergency agencies responding to the school on a supposed bomb threat.  Hadley was quickly apprehended and booked into jail where he was held on a $20,000 bail.  If prosecutors charge him with threatening to blow up the school, he could face penalties as high as ten years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

Now, that’s one hell of a gas bill.

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