Harold Camping Bows Out of Prediction Game

So, the first time it was an unfortunate miscalculation.  Next time it was not a miscalculation, just an everyday misunderstanding.  Harold Camping had reported that the Rapture was to occur in May of 2011.  When it didn’t


happen, and after a terrible stroke, he admitted he wasn’t exactly right.  This was only the spiritual Rapture with the real end of the world coming in October.

Well, folks, it’s November and as most of you probably have realized, turns out Harold Camping was wrong.  Again.  However, let’s all give everyone’s favorite doomsday predictor some credit.  Camping has now stepped down as the leader of his church.  What’s more, he says that he’s retiring from predictions.  Moreover, he says we should all be ready for God’s judgement, because no one knows the hour.

Hmm… Coulda helped you out a lot sooner, Harold?  Ever heard of this thing called the Bible?