Well, folks, time for today’s comet Elenin update. As many of you are aware, today, September 26th, is the beginning of one of the alignments of Elenin that was most prominently featured in some of the doomsday predictions that have been circulating on the web for months. Today, even as we speak, the comet is passing between the Earth and the Sun. As of 5:10 P.M. Central Standard Time, the comet’s trajectory has had no recorded effects on the Earth, as we here at Common Sense Conspiracy have long expected. To be fair, this may not mean that all the theories were incorrect; in fact, the comet Elenin has disintegrated so much over the past month that it is quite possible that it simply isn’t large enough to cause some of the problems that were forecast. In any case, the comet will soon have completed its dance between the Earth and the Sun and be on to its next destination (which no doubt will result in a whole new conglomeration of theories and predictions).
There were three recorded earthquakes during the last twenty-four hours. None of them were over 6.0 magnitude which is what seismologists refer to as a “significant event.” In fact, the three earthquakes were quite normal, and many days feature more of these small tremors than today.
For those interested in some facts about comets in general, the comet Elenin’s tail always points directly away from the Sun. So, as it approaches the Sun, the tail will indeed be pointed at the Earth, but due to the disintegration of the comet and the simple fact that it is quite a large distance away from us, the tail poses no danger. Most likely it never did, regardless of Elenin’s composition. These fun facts are courtesy my old Introduction to Astronomy textbook I had to dust off after retrieving from the closet.
Of course, if you are one to believe in the more outlandish theories about this incident, such as UFO’s riding along behind Elenin and huge brown dwarf planets re-entering the solar system, I guess the jury is still out. So far, they seem to have piggy-backed on the comet and passed us right by. I’m sure they have a terrible, sinister reason for it that they just haven’t revealed to us yet. Stay tuned!
The following animated image shows the trajectory of comet Elenin as it passes between the Earth and Sun today and tonight. Just for your viewing pleasure…
On the heels of reports that the CERN laboratory in Geneva, Switzerland had discovered particles called neutrinos travelling at speeds faster than light, the physicists there are already happily talking to the media about what these new findings might mean for humanity. One of the most notable possibilities that they are discussing is the advent of time travel that could come as result of these groundbreaking findings. Jeff Forshaw, a professor of particle physics at Britain’s Manchester University, told the Reuters news service that this makes possible the idea of “sending information into the past.” That sounds like opening the cosmic door for time travel to us here at Common Sense Conspiracy.
This could be a revolution in physics like never before seen in humanity, and yet, it is only meagerly reported in the media. The scientists at CERN seem more than happy to talk about their impressive findings, but the appetite of the media seems less than excited. What do you think?
Al Gore’s much-championed “24 Hours of Reality” broadcast to further expand his climate change agenda was even more championed after it aired on the Climate Reality Project, Al Gore’s personal internet home for pushing the issues surrounding the devastating effects of global warming. Successful doesn’t really describe it. 8.6 million viewers apparently tuned into the internet marathon of climate change propaganda. The only problem: an internet syndicate that estimates traffic for sites says that Al Gore’s climate change bonanza actually received a whopping 17,000 dedicated viewers worldwide during the climate marathon. A slight discrepancy, Al? Maybe there were more hits from users on the other Internets, as Al Gore is famous for indicating.
For the record, Common Sense Conspiracy received 115 million hits yesterday. That’s right.
Just because you say it in a press release doesn’t make it true. Or does it?
As the hysteria around the comet Elenin continues, despite the without-incident passing of one of the major dates in question, Common Sense Conspiracy continues to scour the internet for the latest news, facts, and crazy stories. Today, a new hypothesis has arisen about the so-called disintegration of the comet that was reported here, and at other sites, during the last couple of weeks. According to these new reports, a “respected” scientist named Richard C. Hoagland has examined the evidence surrounding the disintegration of comet Elenin and has found that it has not disintegrated. In fact, it is now showing signs of a tetrahedral energy shield. According to Hoagland, this is the only way the comet could have survived a coronal mass ejection it encountered from the Sun way back on August 19th. The tetrahedral energy shield indicates only one thing: Comet Elenin is not a comet at all, but an extraterrestrial-manned object with a force-field somehow capable of deflecting the Sun’s solar flares and preventing its own demise.
Throughout our coverage of the comet Elenin, we have watched the theories surrounding it get wackier and wackier. Today is September 23, 2011, and one of the dates that Elenin believers have long pointed to. As of the time of this posting, it appears that nothing has happened. Still, in monitoring the chatter across the internet and various conspiracy websites, the hysteria level has certainly not diminished.
The damning evidence is turning up from everywhere. For example, on the forums at some popular sites, we have seen theories and connections thrown out like Halloween candy to the kids. A full-scale terrorism-geared practice
operation was scheduled for today in Denver, incidentally where President Obama is to be at in a few days on the 27th. This is obviously, according to Above Top Secret, an operation to conceal the fact that the comet Elenin will soon crash into the Denver mountains. Furthermore, the president will be there to take advantage of the bunker systems there in the ensuing chaos, which will include a stock market crash promptly after his arrival. If that isn’t enough, the bunkers in Denver actually are arranged in Illuminati symbols. If that isn’t enough conspiracies rolled into one, keep in mind that the brown dwarf hiding behind the comet Elenin is actually a large UFO with aliens coming back to finally take back their planet.
Today, September 23, is also the fall equinox and the start of something the Mayans called the Conscious Convergence where mankind enters into the 9th (and final, if you believe the 2012 rhetoric) wave, the wave of enlightenment.
It appears so far that September 23, at least up until this minute, has been a bust. There is little doubt that this will not deter the hysteria, but only postpone it.
The only thing Common Sense Conspiracy can say concretely is that if all these things are true, boy we sure are screwed.