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YANNIE VS LAUREL — AUDIOPHILES TAKE OVER INTERNET

The debate is on and it is raging all across the Internet and all forms of social media. We’re talking Instagram, Twitter, Reddit, message boards, Facebook, you name it. Everyone wants to talk about what everyone thought was obvious. Is the audio clip saying Yannie or Laurel? We at Common Sense Conspiracy have a more pressing question. Who the hell cares?
Much like dresses and shoes in the past, this current fad is like the audio version of those Internet sensations. Basically, everyone has a different mind with different perception built into it, and this causes your mind to either construct Yannie or Laurel out of what you hear in this weird audio clip. In case you were wondering, the clip is from an online vocabulary site that pronounces words to help with learning. That’s how all of this got started because a youngster was studying and people in the same room heard different things at the same time, prompting him to investigate further and start a full-on viral Internet assault.
Audiophiles are now coming out in force to shed light on the mystery. We have people talking about decibels and frequency readings and all sorts of manipulations usually left to music studios in an attempt to explain the mystery. The thing is, there is no mystery, no conspiracy. People hear different things. Everyone has completely destroyed some song lyrics while the person next to him heard it crystal clear as intended. It’s not that crazy and it’s not that unusual. It does, however, make a lot of money in ad revenue for someone out there.

The following videos outline some stabs at conspiracy theories here that we have been pointed toward. Obviously, we don’t give them a lot of cred, but it’s fun nonetheless.

The real question here is not what you hear, but how do you spell it? Yannie? Yanni? Yanny? Now there’s something we can sink our teeth into.

Beyonce Becomes Official Illuminati Mother at 2017 Grammy Awards Performance

Beyonce’s pregnant performance at the 2017 Grammy Awards lived up to what any good conspiracy theorist might have hoped for. Channeling everything from Illuminati symbolism to an almost dead-on reenactment of the story of Jesus Christ from a woman’s perspective, it was all here and is prime for analysis. Our friends on the Internet were quick to point out the performance which may be her most controversial yet. And that is saying a lot, folks.

What did you think of Beyonce’s performance? Is this the big finish to her evolution to the grand Illuminati priestess of all time? Or just another artist trying to look cool?

Carrie Fisher Dead at 60 — The Illuminati’s Final Act For 2016?

In conspiracy circles, anytime a major celebrity figure passes away there will be some speculation about the nature of the death and the potential of Illuminati involvement. Under ordinary circumstances, the death of Star Wars s actress Carrie Fisher may not be any real reason for concern. It’s well known that she had a major heart attack, and she is not the kind of celebrity that would normally be associated with the Occult. But coming in the heels of the death of George Michael and a year full of high-profile celebrity deaths, some discussion is expected and warranted.
The two major competing theories at this point are that Fisher was yet another Illuminati blood sacrifice, perhaps because some feel that she crossed Harrison Ford, or that her death is just in time to help drum up extra publicity for a forthcoming Star Wars film that she supposedly has already filmed her parts for.
While a simple heart attack tragedy is far and away the most likely explanation here, it never hurts to have an open discussion about these things. What do you think? Is there more to the story? We want to hear your thoughts in the comments below.

The Government’s War on Fake News is a War on You

They are laying it on pretty thick.  In the wake of Donald Trump’s unlikely Presidential victory, the opposing party is pulling out all the stops to try to discredit his election win and explain it away.  Now, Common Sense Conspiracy is not a political site, and we have frequently explained our one-party two-party system theory about the American government.  However, in a case like this, it’s important for our readers to realize that while it looks like partisan politics playing out in a high stakes game, the loser and target is always you and I.  This situation is no exception.

The new battle cry against fake news seems like a turning point.  We all see the conservative and liberal versions of extremist news sources on our social media feeds and in our email.  It’s true that both sides are “liberal” with the facts, and in many cases, it is just spreading incorrect propaganda to forward an agenda.  However, when President Obama and company say they are going after “fake news” that is not what they mean.  Fake news to them is anything that directly takes on their narrative.  Fake news, according to the likes of Obama and Hillary Clinton, would be sites like this one.  Any site that doesn’t go along with their absurd official story and tries to inject facts into the equation will qualify as fake news in a heartbeat.

That’s what is so sinister about what they are doing here.  It’s calculated.  It may seem like it’s about Trump, or just sour grapes from sore losers of a hotly contested election.  But it’s just the beginning.  They will start by targeting the extreme news sources we referenced earlier, but soon, they will expand it out to include sites like this and any other site out there that is presenting a fact-based approach to their disinformation campaigns.

You have to look at what the other hand is doing.  It’s like a sleight-of-hand trick they are playing right in your face.  They make you think one thing, and it is a reasonable one that makes a lot of sense.  Meanwhile, the other hand is up to something much more sinister.  The only thing you can always count on in their schemes is that the loser is always going to be you.

Fake news is bad.  But the biggest proponent of fake news in America is the mainstream media.  That alone should prove that their intentions are less than honorable.

Mainstream Media Continues to Conceal That Kentucky Marriage License Clerk Kim Davis is a Democrat

Kentucky marriage license clerk refuses to grant marriage licenses to homosexual couples even after the Supreme Court rules against her, all because of her Christian beliefs. She now is saying that she is taking a “stand for God” by continuing to resist, almost certainly forcing a judge to hold her in contempt soon. And what did everyone in America say?

Never gonna get it, says Kim.  A hard-working Democrat doing her job to the fullest of her ability.
Never gonna get it, says Kim. A hard-working Democrat doing her job to the fullest of her ability.

Those crazy Republicans. Tea Partiers. Christians that take it too far. Conservatives.

Well, it makes a lot of sense to think that way. Kim Davis, the Rowan County marriage license clerk, an elected official, has all the hallmark signs of those things, and yet, she is a Democrat. She was elected by the people, a Democrat in Kentucky. It’s a matter of public record, and yet the mainstream media has worked overtime to make sure that fact never appears in any of the news stories. You would think other Democrats would be down on Davis, and yet they don’t seem to know this is one of their own either. That’s right, people. The last holdout in America against gay marriage is a Democratic marriage license clerk in Kentucky.

The arguments against Kim Davis make a lot of sense. They can’t fire her because she is an elected official. They could impeach her, but she’d probably be up for re-election before they finished the process. She says she is taking a stand for what she believes in. She could have quit, though, instead of refusing to do her job, but she isn’t willing to go that far for her beliefs. Of course, those on her side would say that why does she have to give up a good job because she operates within the framework of her religious beliefs?

The bottom line is that Davis’ stand is only going to be noble to the extremely hardcore religious conservatives (which she is not) who think that gay marriage is the final bell for the last round in a fight where the goal is to exterminate Christianity from America altogether. They will be impressed, for everyone else she is an embarrassment, and yet, the battle does have some interesting aspects to watch. For the first time, we have someone who might go to jail because of their religious beliefs in America, and while you can make a strong argument that it doesn’t have to be that way if Mrs. Davis just resigned, still, it is troubling that a judge now has the ability to fine or imprison Mrs. Davis over something that can be traced backward to God and religion. It was an almost constant talking point by opponents of religious liberty laws that this would never happen in America, and wasn’t even being threatened. Just a few weeks later, not only is it being threatened, but it is actually set to happen.

What do you think? Is Mrs. Davis off her rocker? Did you think she was a Republican? Do you support her taking a stand or do you think she should resign if she has a problem with doing her job as determined by the government?

Alabama Football Player Posts Instagram Photo With Wads of Cash

Well, there is always an ongoing controversy regarding NCAA football. Allegations of paid players run rampant each season, and we all remember circumstances like the infamous Cam Newton scandal during Auburn’s improbably 2010 national championship run. As the University of Alabama enjoys remarkable success and now embarks on the chance of making history with a “3-Peat” (three consecutive national championships), it is only natural that they are being scrutinized more than perhaps any other institution. That’s why it certainly doesn’t help if one of the players decides to Instagram a photo of him and his friends holding wads of cash.

Freshman Dee Liner was already the source of plenty of controversy before this. He originally signed on with Alabama’s bitter rival, Auburn, and then pulled a 180 and went to Alabama. Now, a lot of Alabama fans might be wishing he had just stayed on the other side of the state. In any case, here is the controversial photo that has many questioning the University of Alabama’s recruiting tactics…

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It is unclear at this time where Dee and his “n**gaz” got the money in the Instagram photographs, but they certainly seem to want to share it with the world.

In other news, we are almost certain that Nick Saban is in the Illuminati. More on that later…

Facebook COO Just Misses Asiana Plane Crash in San Francisco — Last Second Switch or Conspiracy?

So far, there hadn’t been too much conspiracy talk about the Boeing 777 that crashed on the San Francisco International Airport runway this afternoon.  Two people are confirmed to have died in the crash, which is tragic, but considering there were almost 300 on board, it is a miracle that it didn’t turn out worse than it did.  For that, we can all be thankful.  The cause of the crash is still unknown for now, but a new detail has arisen that is bound to get conspiracy theorists everywhere buzzing.

Facebook Chief Operating Officer Sheryl Sandberg was all set to take the Asiana aircraft that eventually crashed.  Her and some family members and colleagues were returning to the United States.  The official story is that Sandberg decided at the last minute to switch their flight to United in order to use some frequent flyer miles she had racked up for her family.  Sandberg posted a status to Facebook about her close call, but already, fingers are being pointed on conspiracy forums.

Could it be coincidence?  Certainly.  First, we should point out that even if these is a conspiracy angle to this seemingly random event, there is no guarantee that Sandberg would have been injured or killed if she had been on the Asiana flight.  As a matter of fact, it seems much more likely that her and her family and friends would have come through the incident unscathed.  Percentages were in their favor.  It would be interesting to know where their seats were, and specifically, where Sheryl Sandberg would have been sitting had she taken the original flight.  This will be next to impossible to find out, but it sure would be telling if one of the two people killed in this tragedy happened to have picked up Sheryl Sandberg’s would-be seat in the closing moments before takeoff.

So, quirky coincidence that makes for a great story?  Or was Sandberg tipped off at the last second that something horrible was about to happen?  There will be plenty of debate about this situation, and we want to hear your ideas.  Here’s the post from Ms. Sandberg:

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