Category Archives: Silly and Offbeat Conspiracies

Ford Requests for Chevy to Pull Super Bowl Ad from Airwaves

Ford is pissed. After a Super Bowl commercial that suggested that the Chevrolet Silverado pickup could survive an apocalypse such as suggested by the Mayan prophecies, Ford has had enough. The commercial was fairly explicit, with friends meeting up after the “apocalypse” and noticing that one friend was missing. Unfortunately, that one drove a Ford. So he was not able to survive the apocalypse.
Who will win out? There’s no doubt this will end up in a courtroom somewhere in America. In the meantime, who thinks it’s even more interesting that these companies are so interested in the potential 2012 apocalypse?
If you’re interested in what the fuss is about, you can view the Chevy 2012 Mayan Apocalypse video here.

No Fears about Flushing the Toilet During Super Bowl — Urban Legend

As America settles in to enjoy Super Bowl XLVI, a yearly warning is circulating on the Internet warning people to be careful about using the bathroom during the Super Bowl’s halftime period.  This annual urban legend’s origins can be traced back to 1984 when a water main broke in Salt Lake City, Utah during the Super Bowl’s halftime.  The concept is that so many people (110 million people estimated) will be watching the big game that at halftime, when everyone heads to the bathroom in rapid succession while the game is breaking, municipal sewer systems simply cannot handle the load.

The verdict?  Roto Rooter actually went on record guaranteeing that there is no truth to this rumor.  The water main that broke in Utah in 1984 was not related to the demand on the sewer system at the time, and there has never been a problem during any Super Bowl with sewer systems due to the increased output.  So, flush away and enjoy the game.

McDonald’s Pink Slime: You Want Fries With That?

No, that's not a strawberry ice cream cone, soft-serve. That's a McDonald's Quarter Pounder waiting to happen.

Great news, fast food fiends.  McDonald’s, the absolute face of the fast food industry, announced last week that we can all rest a little easier because ever since last August, they stopped using “pink slime” as an ingredient in their hamburger “beef.”  Okay, so if you’re like us at Common Sense Conspiracy, your first reaction is why were they using pink slime to begin with.  Well, the answer is easy.  Ammonium hydroxide is a chemical used in fertilizers, household cleaners, and oh yeah, McDonald’s Big Macs.  The good news is that McDonald’s, no doubt under pressure, has discontinued its use of this chemical, which looks as it is affectionately called like “pink slime”.  The bad news is that ammonium hydroxide is as commonplace in the food industry as a whole as butter in a Paula Deen recipe.

Ammonium hydroxide is an anti-microbial agent that helps food manufacturers use meat that would otherwise be on the scrap pile.  It is so great for this, that meat that would otherwise be resigned to dog food can be magically treated and served to Americans and people worldwide.  This “inedible meat,” as the industry refers to it, saves them tons of cash because they are able to use every last little bit by treating it with a chemical also prominently used in explosives.  If you’re wondering how you can tell if what you are eating contains ammonium hydroxide, well, keep wondering.  You can’t.  However, if you see anything about “mechanically separated meat” or “meat product,” chances are the pink slime was involved.

Food personality Jamie Oliver famously took the industry to task for using ammonium hydroxide publicly long before McDonald’s sprung into action.  Oliver is on a bit of a crusade against this, and has said that the fact that they take meat that would otherwise be relegated to dog food and make it “fit” for humans offends him deeply.  This exposure probably had a lot to do with the McDonald’s change, but the fact is that there are a myriad of companies out there using this chemical in their food.  And they don’t have to tell you.  The USDA says that chemicals that are a “component in a production procedure” don’t have to be listed in the ingredients.  That’s why you never heard of ammonium hydroxide before now.

The bad news is that this chemical is almost impossible to avoid unless you cook all of your meals at home.  Any fast food or canned or frozen good that involves animal byproducts of any sort has probably been treated with the pink slime.  That, my friends, is the price you pay for convenience.

Fukushima Vampire Dogs

There are concerns in Japan of these reported ‘raccoon dogs’ that have been killing cattle and other livestock. They are also VAMPIRES!! The dogs suck out the blood of the animals and it is feared they may attack humans. Don’t worry because apparently they can be fended off with a handful of rocks.

Theater of the Absurd — White House Responds to Outlandish Conspiracy Theory Involving President Obama and Mars

Really...we knew it all along...

When eventual President of the United States Barack Obama was a much younger lad, some conspiracy theorists think that he had a healthy fascination with the planet Mars and space exploration as a whole.  In fact, some of his colleagues actually say that he visited the planet twice between 1981 and 1983.

Say what?  Yeah, that’s what we said.  Remarkably, there is actually a conspiracy theory that President Barack Obama has visited the planet Mars twice already in his younger days.  This is listed as a primary reason that he quelched NASA’s plans to return to the moon in favor of going further in manned space exploration — to the Red Planet.  Who came up with this one?  Two people that claim to have firsthand knowledge that our sitting president walked on Mars.

Two former government employees have come forward with information surrounding this outlandish theory.  Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings are “chrononauts,” according to, well, themselves.  What’s a chrononaut, you say?  Good question.  They are time travelers.  Get it?  Chrononaut…chronology…

Enter DARPA.  This is the United States organization relegated to keeping the defense of the United States updates as technology advances.  In the 1970’s and 1980’s, according to Basiago and Stillings, there was a hugely successful time-travel project that allowed them to warp to Mars.  It was so prolific that the United States actually built and maintained bases on the Red Planet.  And one young, daring recruit named Barack Obama visited Mars not once but twice.  Back then, he went by the name “Barry Soetero.”  Another headache for the birth certificate searchers.

Basiago and Stillings both say that they ran into Barack Obama at secret United States installations on Mars between 1981 and 1983.  Basiago even hung out with Obama in the “jump room” as they were teleported to Mars.

“We’re here,” Basiago claims Obama said to him as they arrived at their destination.

Why were they there, you ask?  To acclimate with the life that was already there of course.  Really, that’s what Basiago said.

The White House has denied allegations that President Obama has traveled to Mars or was ever part of such a program.  But they would, wouldn’t they?  <cue the scary music>

As we like to do, we’ll let the audience decide…
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Katy Perry’s Mom Says Tim Tebow Is The Man For Her Daughter

The ink barely had time to dry on Katy Perry’s divorce papers before her mother wasted no time in declaring Tim Tebow to be the man for her daughter. Now if you don’t know by now, Perry got her start as a christian singer. She has since become a pop star while her parents seem to be tolerating her actions. They didn’t really approve of Russell Brand. Perry’s mother has tried to get Tebow and Perry to meet each other. She has went as far as to invite Tebow to speak at her church in Ohio and have him and Katy “bumpp into each other”.