Category Archives: Silly and Offbeat Conspiracies

Beyonce Becomes Official Illuminati Mother at 2017 Grammy Awards Performance

Beyonce’s pregnant performance at the 2017 Grammy Awards lived up to what any good conspiracy theorist might have hoped for. Channeling everything from Illuminati symbolism to an almost dead-on reenactment of the story of Jesus Christ from a woman’s perspective, it was all here and is prime for analysis. Our friends on the Internet were quick to point out the performance which may be her most controversial yet. And that is saying a lot, folks.

What did you think of Beyonce’s performance? Is this the big finish to her evolution to the grand Illuminati priestess of all time? Or just another artist trying to look cool?

Illuminati Signs Alive and Well in Controversial Lady Gaga Super Bowl Halftime Performance

When the news broke that Lady Gaga would be the performer at this year’s Super Bowl, we at Common Sense Conspiracy knew that it would be a big news day. Lady Gaga is one of our most scrutinized artists. She is accused of not only being an Illuminati princess/henchwoman, but also has a rich history of being accused of actual demon or devil possession. To give her a stage like this one just asks for Illuminati symbols and rituals right before millions of American (and international) eyes.

All that would be dramatic enough, but add in a controversy with some saying that Gaga was told not to address the election of Donald Trump to the office of President of the United States in her performance, and you have a potential explosion on live television in the works. Lady Gaga was one of the first major celebrities to really come out against the new Prez, even protesting publicly in front of the Trump Tower in New York. Both Gaga and the NFL have denied that any such decree was made, but many still think that there may have been some behind-the-scene censorship going on on music’s biggest and most cherished stage.

What do you think of Gaga’s performance? We posted it below, but this video will surely not be up for long, so forgive us if the link is broken. That is part of the game with these types of performances. The second video shows what some conspiracy theorists were saying before the big day.

Starbucks Announces Plan to Discriminate Against 380 Million Americans With New Jobs in the Next Five Years

Today, Starbucks announced that it would hire 10,000 refugees over the next five years in a politically-charged response to President Donald Trump’s controversial temporary halting of refugees entering the United States from a select few countries (otherwise known as the “Muslim Ban”). The CEO of Starbucks thinks this is a great idea because he feels that the United States is wrongfully discriminating against these refugees temporarily, sometimes over race or religion. Meanwhile, he is announcing a plan to purposely discriminate against 380 million Americans who will not be considered for these 10,000 jobs due to their race or religion.

Guess you gotta fight fire with fire, huh? Way to go Starbucks. We know that our interpretation of your plan is being overdramatic, but no more so than the way you are overdramatizing the temporary halting of some people from some countries from entering the United States because of security concerns. Have a nice day.

P.S. Why not spend your time working on getting the names right on the cups instead of taking active political stands? Also, kudos to you for thinking that arbitrarily employing 10,000 refugees regardless of education, work history, or experience will somehow strike a blow in the millions upon millions of people suffering in war-torn countries across the globe.

2016 WF9, the Doomsday Asteroid, is Coming in February 2017 to Destroy the World — Worried?

It’s a story that is repeated yearly.  Remember comet Elinen and what a big story that was in the conspiracy world.  There’s a new one every time you turn around, and 2016 WF9 is the first one of 2017.  According to conspiracy theorists, this asteroid, which is supposedly a chunk of Nibiru, the mysterious planet that some say is encroaching on the solar system, will smash into the Earth, causing a doomsday scenario with mega tsunamis quite possibly leaving no one left standing.  Predictably, NASA says it’s no big deal and no one should be worried.  Below are some videos from people out there pushing that this is it.  Should we even bother filing our taxes this year with the end just around the corner?  Let us know what you think.  Are you worried about 2016 WF9?

New President Trump Has the World on Fire By Doing Exactly What He Said He Would All Along

Ever since President Trump became the President-elect back in November, Common Sense Conspiracy has taken it upon itself to try to determine if Trump is just more of the same being dished out by one-party “two-party” political system in a new format to make people think that something has changed. We kind of default to that opinion in most cases just because the shadow government’s carefully-crafted establishment is so hard to infiltrate. Basically, we thought Trump must be one of them because we didn’t think it was possible for Donald Trump to legitimately do what it appeared he had done. Now, weeks into his presidency, we are starting to change our minds.

Donald Trump, the most unlikely contender for most honest president

While Trump certainly is dividing the nation, a major goal of the powers-that-be behind the scenes, the ways that he is doing it don’t seem to jive with out normal interpretations of New World Order goals. For instance, the so-called “Muslim ban” that went into effect is nothing you would expect to see from the shadow government. If anything, they have always pushed to open the borders completely. Remember, the illegal immigration problem with Mexico was allowed to get so out of control because there were those that wanted to use it as an excuse to usher in the North American Union, basically a combining of Mexico, Canada, and the United States into one nation. So, Trump’s insistence on building a wall and tightening immigration measures also seems to go directly against what we’ve seen the powers pushing us towards all these years, especially in the post-9/11 world. Based on that, it certainly is becoming more evident that Donald Trump may be the real deal, pushing back against the globalists’ goals. This may or may not be good for the nation, but one thing is for certain: it is very, very dangerous for Trump. His tangles with the intelligence community are a good way to become an ex-president quickly, and he is pushing all of the right buttons. Still, it’s refreshing in a way to see someone not doing their bidding. Amazingly enough, a huge swath of the nation continues to oppose everything that is going on based solely on what they have been told to think by a political party that has nothing but its own self-preservation on its mind. That’s why so many of the issues don’t make sense. For example, the ban on immigrants that Trump just put into place temporarily is actually shorter than the one President Obama put in place in 2011 to absolutely no protest whatsoever. Most of the other executive orders he has signed are merely symbolic in nature, setting a course but not actually setting any particular policy. Trump is proving just what a great job the shadow government has done with its propaganda. We now have people that no longer think for themselves and walk right along the party line. It’s not just one side, either. Republicans do the same, preserving that perfect level of division to keep any chance of anyone circumventing the establishment’s stranglehold on American politics and power.

The irony of all of this is that Donald Trump has frequently been knocked as a dishonest and lazy individual. Now, he is being heavily protested by people that are mad because he was democratically elected and then has proceeded to do exactly what he said he would. As for his presidency so far, Trump is the most honest President we have ever had. Not one move he has made has not been one that he harped on for months during his campaign. Love him or hate him, his first weeks in office have been the most honest and forthright we have ever seen. He is crossing off his campaign promises fast and with little worries about his own political capital. That might be a death sentence for his reelection efforts in three years, but it is an unheard of thing in American politics.

Expect Trump to keep pushing. He shows no signs of backing down to the establishment or the protesters. We at Common Sense Conspiracy don’t expect that establishment that we know to put up with it for long, but we will see what we will see in the coming weeks and months. In the meantime, stay tuned here at the CSC as we continue to evaluate this fascinating story in the conspiracy world.

Doomsday Clock Moves Forward – Trump’s Fault?

In case you haven’t heard about this yet, the so-called Doomsday Clock is a symbolic clock that a group of international scientists that no one can pin down use to theorize on how close the Earth is to an apocalyptic world-ending event. Today, it was moved forward by a larger amount than it had in the past. The mainstream media was more than happy to blame this on Donald Trump becoming President of the United States a few days ago. However, this isn’t something that works like that. While the media and the previous administration probably would prefer for Trump to shoulder that blame, the truth is that plenty other things have happened to influence this matter. The nuclear deal with Iran along with the gift of uranium marked some of the more infamous parts of Obama’s legacy. Also, the doomsday clock puts a lot of emphasis on climate change. While the Trump administration may be no friend to climate change activists, it’s not like things are any different in that regard than the last or previous Republican Presidents. Trump may usher in the end of the world as we know it, but it certainly had nothing to do with this moment in time.

Mainstream and Social Media Use Fake Photographs of National Mall to Detract From Trump Inauguration

You’ve no doubt seen the photos by now. There’s a picture directly comparing the scene at Donald Trump’s inauguration to that of President Obama. The insinuation of the comparison is clear. President Obama enjoyed record turnout for his inauguration, and Trump’s may be the worst ever in modern times. We are getting a lot of questions about whether this is true and what it means.
Well, as to the big question, it is true, although it doesn’t really mean anything. Trump’s inauguration is being estimated at 700,000 to 900,000 in attendance, far short of President Obama’s record numbers in 2009. However, those figures are deceiving as no President came even close to Obama’s number. See, President Obama’s inauguration was a much more historic event than any inauguration before because he was the first African-American President to be sworn into office. This caused his inauguration to have huge numbers that trump (no pun intended) all others before him. If you want to be realistic, Trump’s numbers are actually quite good. Check out these estimations from Snopes, a site that is not known for veering from the narrative of the mainstream media:
President Bill Clinton, 1993: 800,000 people
President Bill Clinton, 1997: 250,000 people
President George W. Bush, 2001: 300,000 people
President George W. Bush, 2005: 400,000 people
President Barack Obama, 2009: 1.8 million people
President Barack Obama, 2013: 1 million people

That’s right. Trump’s inauguration, if the higher estimate holds, may end up being the third best of all time, behind the two Obama events. And it is important to note that while both of Obama’s inaugurations were very high in attendance, the one in 2013 was not nearly as much. That’s because the event wasn’t as historic the second time it happened. In any case, it’s absolutely true that Trump’s numbers were far less than Obama’s, but that’s not as much of a slight as it sounds because his numbers are still higher than the average and may end up being the second best in the final tally.
So what about the photographs, you say? If Trump still had those kinds of numbers, what is with the empty looking National Mall picture that is now going viral on the mainstream media? Well, it’s not real, of course. The picture is of the National Mall, just not on the day of an event on the level of an inauguration. The picture is of a lesser event where there are enough people present to make the photograph believable, but not enough to look like Trump had a good day.

The mainstream media could dispel this, of course, but they wouldn’t dare. Reporting the actual news is not the business that they are in. But at the Women’s March taking place today, expect there to be plenty of pictures of how many people are in attendance. There’s a reason behind everything you see on the mainstream media’s television screen. Make no mistake, and while the jury is out on what Donald Trump is really all about, don’t think that the games being played for your mind have slowed down or are going anywhere.