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Lawyers and Hush Money — Trump Situation a Reminder That Washington Knows Nothing About the Life of the Common Man

Rudy Giuliani recently made national headlines when he joined President Donald Trump’s legal team.  It shouldn’t have been that surprising.  They are obviously friends and Giuliani did much to help Trump during his campaign.  His specific task this time:  help defend Trump in the media in the middle of a number of crises.  He didn’t waste any time, either.  He was making the rounds on the talkshow circuit, putting his expert spin on any and all things Trump.  What really got the talking heads excited was when he opened up about the Donald’s Stormy Daniels situation with a little more earnest.

Happier times than these.

Yes, Trump denied even knowing who she was.  Yes, he said repeatedly he had no idea Michael Cohen, his attorney, paid her money to keep quiet.  Now, Rudy tells the world that not only did Trump know about it, but he reimbursed Cohen’s $130,000.  But Rudy had a defense for all this.  It basically boiled down to this:  you don’t understand what it’s like to be rich.

Wealthy people pay “hush money” all the time, and they do it for a lot more than what Trump indirectly paid to shut up a washed-up porn star.  It’s something us common folk would never understand.  We don’t ever get in those situations and if we did, we don’t have the cold hard cash to buy our way out of them.  For wealthy people, Giuliani said, paying hush money was as normal as stopping by a Starbucks for a mocha.  Everybody does it.

It doesn’t have to mean your guilty either.  See, for normal people that don’t live in Washington, the idea of hush money indicates guilt.  After all, someone that is innocent would never pony up the funds to make someone just go away.  But in politics and even in big business, it happens all the time.  Companies decide to pay someone they know is in the wrong because of the uncertainty of fighting it out in court or even worse, being convicted in the court of public opinion.  That’s because we live in a world where just saying someone did something can have just as profound an effect on their life as them actually doing it.

Are we defending Donald Trump here?  Absolutely not.  Even the most over-the-top Trump supporter probably knows deep down inside somewhere that Trump probably did have that relationship with Stormy, and he probably did hush her up with big bucks because it was true.  Our point was just that it doesn’t matter whether he did it or not.  He still had to pay the money.  He was in the middle of a Presidential campaign that originated as an absolute joke, but about the time Stormy came throwing her business card around and threatening to tell her story was that magical moment when those around Donald Trump all of a sudden thought for just a second “Hey, we just might could win this thing.”

The truth is that Stormy is back because she got screwed (financially, not literally…well, maybe).  Think about it.  When Donald Trump was just a knucklehead running for President that no one thought in a million years could win, that $130,000 was good money to shut up and go away.  The truth is, Stormy and her people had no idea that the Trumpster was actually going to win the whole enchilada.  All of a sudden that $130,000 became a paltry sum when set against the backdrop of the presidency.  Stormy should have asked for more, and that’s why she’s back.  She was underpaid big time.

So, you see, we don’t understand.  Ordinary American citizens will never pay hush money for anything.  If they do, it will be like giving their kid twenty bucks so they don’t tell Mom they ate the last of the ice cream, not paying off porn stars for silence.  But in Washington and amongst the rich and elite, it’s just the cost of doing business.

Donald Trump may be an outsider to the establishment in our government, but he still is part of the elite club, and they couldn’t be more out of touch with what it’s like to be an average American in America.

Teacher of the Year Mandy Manning Shows How to Protest As Does Donald Trump

Whether it is football players kneeling for the National Anthem or random people blocking traffic my making human-barricades in the roads, few Americans have demonstrated any real common sense when it comes to protesting what you have a problem with. President Trump decided to host Mandy Manning, the appointed “Teacher of the Year” and we got to see what democracy is supposed to look like. Let’s break it down.
For starters, why would any American that was being recognized for a job well done turn down a trip to the White

Yeah, she looks a little appalled, but still, good behavior by everyone involved.

House and an opportunity for a photo-op with the sitting President. So you don’t line up with his political ideals? No reason to pass up a once-in-a-lifetime chance. But Mandy Manning demonstrated what demonstrating is really all about. She happily and affectionately posed with the President of the United States while wearing buttons and pins that clearly outlined her displeasure with his political agenda. And a good chunk of the nation, at that. But no disrespect, just good old-fashioned showing what you stand for. Nascar drivers wear their advertisers on their suits. Why shouldn’t you?
Now there has been widespread criticism about this event, believe it or not. Many out there have said that Mandy Manning could have done more by boycotting the event and refusing to be seen anywhere near one Mr. Donald Trump. Well, that shows a fundamental understanding of our country and what it is about. It also gives a notch to someone other than Ms. Manning. Donald Trump didn’t have to even have the event. He could have seen those pins and feared some sort of usurper in his midst. Instead, he smiled his best smile, embraced Ms. Manning, and congratulated her on the job that she was being recognized for doing.
Two adults at odds but understanding the situation. Maybe America could use a little more of that.

Avicii Killed Himself With Shard of Glass — Illuminati Handiwork?

Avicii is the classic setup for this sort of question.  Too young, too popular.  He had everything going for him.  A lot of young people were looking up to him, especially in this age where electronic music is now recognized as a talent and a dream for many.  We knew from the second that we heard the news that it wouldn’t be long before the accusations started to fly, and we weren’t disappointed.  Boy is Common Sense Conspiracy glad to be back!

Today’s revelation only added fuel to the fire.  Now, the authorities, which originally were being extremely tight-lipped on the situation, are confirming that this was suicide, and the method was by slashing himself with glass shards.  Yes, that’s what they came up with.

Could this be an Illuminati sacrifice?  The first question is is there any real reason to believe that Avicii was connected to the Illuminati in the first place.  We have provided some sources we have investigated  and found that, believe it or not, the idea that Avicii wa somehow connected to the Illuminati is not as crazy as it might seem at first glance.

We will continue to monitor this situation as more information becomes available.  It is simply too early to make an estimation of what if any involvement the Illuminati could have in the Avicii alleged suicide, but you can bet the theories will be flying.  Share yours with us in the comments below.

 

Cranberries Lead Singer Dolores O’Riordan Dead at 46 — First Illuminati Sacrifice of 2018

It was only a matter of time before we had our first major celebrity death in 2018. Today is the day. Lead singer Irish band The Cranberries has passed away at the age of 46. Already, we are getting questions and insinuations of Illuminati involvement.
On the surface that might seem ridiculous, but a cursory investigation reveals that it may not be that farfetched. First of all is the mystery. Outside of a standard admission that the rumors are indeed correct, there is little information about the circumstances of her death. This is a surefire formula for creating massive speculation. What’s more, there is some information out there that suggested her involvement with the Occult before now.
Is this the real deal? Not enough information is available to make a determination at this time, but Common Sense Conspiracy will continue to monitor the situation and we will update you as more details become public. On the meantime, some of the information out there already is included below.


Many conspiracy theories revolve around the covering of one eye.

Tom Petty Dead at 66 — Illuminati Sacrifice or Rock and Roll?

The death of Tom Petty is unexpected, although perhaps not as surprising as some other really high-profile celebrity deaths recently. Think Prince or Chris Cornell. Petty lived the rock’n’roll lifestyle for almost his entire life, considering his over forty-year long career in the industry. He certainly enjoyed his share of alcohol and drugs, although he was supposedly clean of all except marijuana, which he was a huge supporter of. In any case, it’s not that hard to buy that Tom Petty could die from a massive heart attack at this age. It’s tragic, of course, and untimely, but not unbelievable.
Facts like that won’t stop the speculation, however. There are already plenty of theories out there on the Internet, especially in conspiracy circles. Could Tom Petty have been an Illuminati sacrifice?
Well, we did our usual investigation into the matter, and there’s really not a lot of information out there that would suggest that there is any evidence to back up this hypothesis. He was good friends with Stevie Nicks, who is often speculated to be an Illuminati member. She also had some sort of relationship with Prince, who passed away in 2016 under suspicious circumstances. Could it be that Tom was murdered as the Illuminati delivering some sort of message to Nicks? Who knows? But there certainly isn’t any real reason to think so on the information we have so far.
Most likely Tom Petty died of a massive heart attack just like they said after living a too short but very fruitful life. Anything else for now is only speculation. Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.

Also, there is a guy on the Internet that claims to predict the next Illuminati sacrifice, and supposedly gets it right every time.
Truth is he prepares these videos in advance and then changes the titles when something happens to make it look like he predicted it. It still fools an awful lot of people though.

Prince Harry Flashes Illuminati Devil Horns Sign While Standing With Melania Trump

Sometimes the title just says it all, doesn’t it? Adjusting his coat? Or letting us know the truth about what is happening? You let us know what you think.

Will the World End Today, September 23, 2017? Nibiru’s Last Laugh?

The Internet is abuzz with talk about today being the end of the world. We will show you some examples of where this all originated below. And we are posting this because, as you might have guessed, we would put the probability that today is the last day for all of us at, well, almost definitely zero.
The concept that a dark, mysterious planet X has been barreling toward the solar system at breakneck speed and in total defiance of all concepts of physics and gravity is not new. It even has a name. Nibiru is one of the most popular conspiracy theories out there. It’s so popular, in fact, that NASA and the government has actually addressed it on multiple occasions.
Is there a planet X? There is a consensus in the astronomy community that there probably does. Gravitational anomalies at Neptune, Uranus, and beyond strongly indicate that there is something else out there and it is pretty big for its effects to be felt over that great of a distance. It is also probably pretty dark and mysterious at that unimaginable distance from the Sun. But is it barreling into American airspace to destroy Texas today? Decidedly not.
Even if Nibiru was real and was doing what the theories suggest, if it were close enough for today to be the big day, we would have all noticed the superplanet hanging out in our sky for quite a while now. Of course, having said that, some people think they have seen just that, so who knows, right?
A Christian numerologist really added fuel to the fire by suggesting today was the big day according to the Holy Bible. But he also said that it might be next month or it may take seven years and today is just the beginning of that period. Even he from those amazing credentials is not completely sure.
So, relax. Don’t run on the banks. Don’t store anymore doomsday supplies than you already have. Don’t quit your day job. Today is going to pass, and everything is going to be just fine. That is, of course, if you thought that everything in the world was fine on yesterday.