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Is Donald Trump Illuminati?

Well perhaps it is a little late to be asking this question, but still, it needs to be addressed.  Is Donald Trump Illuminati?  Yes, that Donald Trump, the one that has managed in some unorthodox way to rise to the level of President of the United States of America.  Let’s examine this from every angle and see if we can find the truth.

Before the Presidency

Donald Trump was always basking in the glory of any kind of fame he could come across.  Despite having a pretty substantial starting fund from his father, Donald has done a pretty good job of fooling the public into thinking he built his fortune for himself.   A shocking number of people have no idea that the Donald actually started his lucrative career with almost a half a billion dollars.  As anyone in the biz knows, it takes money to make money, and it’s really hard to make a fortune like Donald has without a pretty good amount to start on.  Donald had the money to take some risks and weather them.  Most folks starting out don’t have such luxuries.

Before Donald Trump’s extremely improbably presidential bid, he was a reality television star.  The Apprentice worked, however, on his reputation.  The idea was that he was to The Apprentice what someone like Keith Urban should be to American Idol.  He was an authority on business, and that made his show successful.  It took a mogul to make that model work, and Trump did.  He is still riding that success today.

So, on our Illuminati checklist, let’s ask ourselves the magic question.  Did Donald Trump have the kind of reach in the world to entertain an Illuminati invitation?  Well, the answer to this one is 100% yes.

The Message

Why would the Illuminati be interested in Donald Trump?  First of all, money.  The Illuminati likes money and likes the power that it brings.  Trump would not be the first time that the Illuminati backed someone just because of financial resources.   Secondly, Trump has reached a lot of people, and never more than what he has done after his triumphant presidential win over Hillary Clinton.  Trump’s Twitter account is legendary, even if the company Twitter rues the day it let him have one.  He has huge influence and huge outreach.  However, the Illuminati is more of a stickler for getting people before they accomplish such things.  Donald Trump is very, very attractive to the Illuminati in his current position, but did he really strike them as having that kind of influence before?

The Proof is in What Happens

Is Trump Illuminati now?  Well, they would love to get hold of him, but his actions seem to indicate otherwise.  Whether you love or hate the man, he does seem to be bucking the system every chance he gets, and the Illuminati is up to its neck in that system.  If the Illuminati didn’t have its clutches in Trump before the presidency, you can bet they are doing everything they can to destroy him now.  And if you look around our current political climate, that doesn’t seem like such a sensational accusation.

You know what they say about the all-seeing eye right? It sees all.

If Trump lives out his days, you can bet he was never an Illuminati target for real.  Maybe they never took him serious.  Believe you me, the Illuminati does not consider being President of the United States to be as important or influential as perhaps you or I do.  The Illuminati has long understood the way the real world works, and they would much rather get their clutches in Kanye West, Taylor Swift, or Jay-Z than someone like Donald Trump.  But his following in political circles certainly raises an eyelid, if not an all-seeing eye one.

So Is He Illuminati or Not?

Well there is no way to no for sure, but here at Common Sense Conspiracy, we tend to lean toward Donald Trump not being part of the Illuminati.   Not because he wouldn’t gladly join, but because we don’t think they would invite him.  If they ever did invite him to become an Illuminati member, we feel like it would only be because of where he is now and not what he was before the fascinating spectacle that was the 2016 Presidential Election.   And with an ego like Donald Trump, it’s possible that he would give them the finger at this point.  Of course, that could have significant repercussions.  The Illuminati is pretty nasty if you make them mad, but Donald Trump may have the only fortress in the world able to survive an Illuminati sacrifice pronouncement.  We may never know the answer, but stay tuned.

First Lady Melania Trump Has Plane Problems Right After Assassination Attempt Foiled — What is Going On Here?

The media, which has been decidedly against the Donald Trump administration from day one, barely reported on the fact that the Secret Service apparently thwarted a very real assassination attempt on the President. Then, the very next day, we find out that First Lady Melania Trump’s plane had to turn around because of mechanical problems. So, in two days, we have learned of two incidents where it seems like the President and First Lady are in danger. Is this just coincidence or is there more to this story? That’s what we are here to analyze.
While it turns out that apparently the jet Melania was travelling on just had some mechanical issues, that is alarming in and of itself. This is the First Lady of the United States. How on Earth could her plane not be checked and re-checked before taking off. Is it a case of sabotage? Who knows? It’s not normal to see simple mechanical problems on machines that are carrying people like this. It just doesn’t happen.
Then, there is a whole conspiracy theory about Melania anyway. The media (which used to say conspiracy theorists were nuts) now is pushing the theory that there is a Melania Trump body double. It is frequently questioned whether Melania is even at places she’s supposed to be at all.
What do you think? Is there a conspiracy here? Are we witnessing attempts at these very unpopular people’s lives? What will be next? Let us know what you think in the comments below.

Was XXXTentacion Murdered By the Illuminati? Murdered by Drake?

A 20-year-old rapper murdered in cold blood in Florida right after really landing mainstream success with a #1 album. Conspiracy theories abound, and rumors that he is still alive? Sign us up. We at Common Sense Conspiracy knew it was only a matter of time before the untimely death of XXXTentacion was being blamed on an Illuminati sacrifice. We were not disappointed.

While it’s hard to determine if the Illuminati would have even had someone like XXXTentacion on their radar at this point in his career, there are plenty out there that are ready to go ahead and make their theories public. What do you think? Illuminati sacrifice? Or did XXXTentacion really upset someone to the point of homicide? Could that person be Drake? After all, the victim himself said if he ever was killed, people need to take a hard look in Drake’s direction. Let us know what you think in the comments below.


No the Illuminati Did Not Kill Anthony Bourdain

Celebrity chef and star of Parts Unknown Anthony Bourdain was found dead in what seems to be a suicide today. He was 61, and successful and popular. That means people are going to try to find something suspicious about his death. The reality is that this is probably exactly what it appears to be.

The Illuminati reaches out to people with world-changing influence. Bourdain may be a celebrity and well-known, but he certainly doesn’t have the epic kind of reach of a Beyonce Knowles or someone of that caliber. I guess the bottom line is that we are saying that the Illuminati would consider someone like Bourdain small potatoes and would be very unlikely to have any involvement with him at all, especially in his death. It simply would not benefit their cause.

We will keep an eye on this situation as more information becomes available, but we cannot imagine our opinion changing on this one.

YANNIE VS LAUREL — AUDIOPHILES TAKE OVER INTERNET

The debate is on and it is raging all across the Internet and all forms of social media. We’re talking Instagram, Twitter, Reddit, message boards, Facebook, you name it. Everyone wants to talk about what everyone thought was obvious. Is the audio clip saying Yannie or Laurel? We at Common Sense Conspiracy have a more pressing question. Who the hell cares?
Much like dresses and shoes in the past, this current fad is like the audio version of those Internet sensations. Basically, everyone has a different mind with different perception built into it, and this causes your mind to either construct Yannie or Laurel out of what you hear in this weird audio clip. In case you were wondering, the clip is from an online vocabulary site that pronounces words to help with learning. That’s how all of this got started because a youngster was studying and people in the same room heard different things at the same time, prompting him to investigate further and start a full-on viral Internet assault.
Audiophiles are now coming out in force to shed light on the mystery. We have people talking about decibels and frequency readings and all sorts of manipulations usually left to music studios in an attempt to explain the mystery. The thing is, there is no mystery, no conspiracy. People hear different things. Everyone has completely destroyed some song lyrics while the person next to him heard it crystal clear as intended. It’s not that crazy and it’s not that unusual. It does, however, make a lot of money in ad revenue for someone out there.

The following videos outline some stabs at conspiracy theories here that we have been pointed toward. Obviously, we don’t give them a lot of cred, but it’s fun nonetheless.

The real question here is not what you hear, but how do you spell it? Yannie? Yanni? Yanny? Now there’s something we can sink our teeth into.

John Kerry and the Logan Act — Is This For Real?

A lot is being made, especially in conservative circles, about John Kerry and something called the Logan Act.  This is a statute that many point to as prohibiting a citizen from negotiating with a foreign government without the authority to do so.  John Kerry’s recent attempts to communicate with the Iranians in a failed effort to keep the deal he helped broker alive is being pointed out as a clear violation of this act, which would make John Kerry essentially a traitor to America.  We have included an informative video below about the Logan Act and what it is and what it isn’t so you can make up your own mind.

Like plenty of laws on the books, the Logan Act is outdated and unenforceable.  No law organization would ever in a million years try to prosecute someone on these grounds.  Yet, the law still exists for one reason and one reason only:   for the government to pull it out and dust it off for special situations when it sees fit.  This law is never used to actually charge someone with a crime.  It is only ever used as a reason to investigate someone or push an agenda forward.  Just recently, you can see that with several Trump associates in the Russia investigation.   No one will ever go to prison because of the Logan Act, but it just may over their coffers to federal agents everywhere.

What America Pulling Out of the Iran Deal Means For the Conspiracy World

Well, we could pull a fast one on you here and just simply say “Not much” and move on.  But we’re not going to do you like that.  American President Donald Trump’s controversial decision to pull out of the Iran deal brokered by his predecessor in 2015 is going to cause a lot of speculation, so let’s take a look at what has really happened here.

And both sides said “Whew, that was easy.”

Back in 2015, then Secretary of State John Kerry (also the man who actually lost an election to George W. Bush to grant him a second term as one of the most unpopular Presidents in history) and President Barack Obama were major players in an international agreement with Tehran.  The terms were simple enough in reality.  Tons of money that was frozen was given back to the Iranians and all the crippling sanctions were lifted.  In return, Iran agreed to put the brakes on its nuclear weapons program (you know, the one they insist to this day never existed).  There were going to be inspections albeit on Iran’s terms, a la Iraq in the 1990s.  Of course, those politically affiliated with Obama and Kerry heralded it as an unbelievable moment for peace.  Those that politically opposed them saw it as making a deal with an entity that 100% could not be trusted.

The truth is the original Iran deal was nothing but a political ploy, and it has worked just as Barack Obama intended.  John Kerry nor Obama are stupid (well, maybe John Kerry, but anyway); they know good and well that Iran cannot be trusted to hold up its end of the bargain.  Iran accepted the deal with open arms and probably enriched some uranium to celebrate their success.  In their own country, they probably thought it was the greatest scheme of all time, tricking the Americans into this agreement.  In reality, they were pawns all along.  Obama and Kerry knew it was a useless agreement, but now, they are getting to complete their political chess game with the American public.  As Donald Trump declares the useless and pointless agreement null and void, Obama and Kerry are outraged at this war mongering.  How could he do this?

The truth is, folks, that what this really means is absolutely nothing changed.  Iran never actually stopped what they were doing, and they had no intentions to do so.  What did stop was any pressure from the outside.  Now, the Iranian economy may suffer some repercussions from this, but for the rest of the world, the threat of Iranians with nuclear weapons is no more or less than it was yesterday.  And no deal brokered that hinges on the Iranians doing what they say is likely to ever change that.

So, if you slept good last night with the threat of a nuclear-armed Iran off your mind, nothing has changed, except it turns out you shouldn’t have slept last night either.