We at Common Sense Conspiracy are now completely relieved!
It seems that John Kerry has engineered a “historic pact” that has alleviated all of our fears about Iran and its nuclear program.
It was so historic, even President Barack Obama spoke on it. After all, he could use a little good press right now with Obamacare dismantling itself before our eyes.
Anyway, now that we know that a rogue nation has pledged that it will agree to not do what we tell it not to (because they would never break that vote of confidence), we can all rest easier in the safer world that Kerry and Obama have created for us.
Oh yeah, and a big part of the deal was giving Iran access to billions of dollars that we are providing, even though everyone knows from the debt ceiling “crisis” that we obviously have no money to fund such an endeavor.
The world is a little safer tonight, thanks to John Kerry. Be appreciative.