Okay, so we’ll admit it. Sometimes here at Common Sense Conspiracy we get a little crazy. Maybe we get on our soapbox and call out some people, and maybe we don’t always really know what we’re talking about. Or maybe all the facts just haven’t been uncovered yet, but in any case, our good friend Alex Jones has a way of taking it to the next level, and his latest videos and articles are a great example of why we don’t consider him to be all that credible of a resource despite his fairly strong popularity. But this week, he’s taking it to the next level like never before.
According to Mr. Jones, famous actress Angelina Jolie, the wife of Brad Pitt, should be arrested. He says that her stand on the situation in Uganda and the now infamous Joseph Kony amounts to war crimes, going as far as to say that she should be locked in prison. Jolie has spoken out recently against the Ugandan warlord and his Lord’s Resistance Army because of allegations raised in a viral video documentary that outlines his recruiting of children to fight for his army as well as to be used as sexual slaves. Angelina did step out pretty far…she has openly called for the United Nations, and the United States as a result, to invade Uganda for the purpose of routing out Kony. While she might have went a little over the top, it’s a bit of a stretch to figure out exactly how Alex Jones thinks this should result in her arrest for war crimes against humanity, despite his eloquent explanation in the video below.
Jones rests his case on the “fact” that Ugandans say that Kony is not a threat, and in fact, no one has seen or heard of him for over five years. Jones says that even at his height, Joseph Kony only controlled a small area, and the United Nations is using Angelina Jolie as a puppet to garner support to invade Uganda to take the people’s resources. He also says that Angelina Jolie is undergoing a metamorphosis into a full-fledged political figure. Right now, she is considered an ambassador to the United Nations, but Alex Jones says she is being groomed for a more prestigious position in which she will be in charge of relations for “refugees” in general.
We are investigating the Kony situation, because there has been some backlash in the national media about the documentary which originally caused so much controversy. We want to find out more about this man and determine if the things he has been accused of have any basis in facts. We realize that any video in this day and age can be fabricated, but the crimes Kony is accused of are of the most reprehensible nature imaginable. If any of the allegations about him are true, then it may very well be that Angelina Jolie is right. However, it’s hard for us, the common populace, to tell. Don’t worry. We are working hard to find out more facts, but in the meantime, whatever the final result might be, we do believe that Alex Jones calling for Angelina Jolie to be arrested for war crimes is a little premature, to say the least. Besides, Brad Pitt would have a really hard time raising all those kids while Mommy is in prison.